Showing posts with label salvation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label salvation. Show all posts

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Miracles of the Children of Israel in Egypt

Letting His People Go

     So, when I was a kid and being dutifully raised to believe the cracker jack of the Bible, one of my favorite stories to hear was the plight of the Children of Israel in the land of Egypt and how the Lord God made all of these really wonderful miracles (for the most part in the form of plagues) in order to free His people.

     What happened with the ten plagues of Egypt? What were the exact plagues visited upon the people of Egypt? And another thing, why does God always seem to lean to the terrible in His efforts to prove to those who do not believe in Him that He is real? You would think He would simply show Himself and get it over with instead of playing tricks and killing things in an effort to show His supposedly awesome power.

      Sure there are miracles in the Bible, many of them the most terrible things ever, but you cannot help but to laugh at the supposed miracles of doom as you listen to Robin Williams describe it all. Soooo funny!    

     Precisely as this man suggests, the many miracles in the Bible that prove (or that are supposed to prove God) are terrible. Why would the great love of the universe try to prove itself by use of terrible miracles? That proves nothing save for the God of the Bible is a thug who loves to torture those who don't care for Him or His truly absurd and terrible policies of so-called judgment.

     So, God wants his people freed and appears to a guy in the for of a burning bush. Why wouldn't God pick something a little more believeable...like appearing as a person? And why doesn't God ever do something for Himself, right? If He wants something done and if He wants something done right why doesn't he do it Himself? Why get people to do all of this shit? And why have so much suffering on order to get what He wants? I'm just saying...

     You can always count on some explanation or other from Hollywood! I love this scene.

     While the Bible generally does not jibe with science and any other of the evidence science provides as to the non-existence of God, anytime the Bible and proponents of the Bible find that science just might be helpful in proving their stories of delusion...well hell...they jump right up and take whatever they can and twist that science they have found in an effort to prove theories of a big, bad, angry God and His actual existence. Then they jump up and down and clap their hands with glee as they shout "I told you so" and point to the existence of God. Whatever.











Friday, May 10, 2013

Three Cheers for the Myth of Creation

Poof! There it is! Poof! There it is!

     Ah, the book of Genesis and the absurdly ridiculous story of Creation. Better than a story of a genie coming out of a lamp and poofing everything into existence, right? To put ourselves into the proper mood for delving into the absurdities of some big bad God putting together the universe, the earth...and pretty much everything else...let us begin with some laughs, why don't we?

This is too fun to not put in this blog. In fact, there are more than just a few versions of this and I have included several of them in this blog.

I love it! God said I need someone not willing to get up before dawn, someone who can mold pop culture, work five hours by Tuesday noon and only another five by Friday...so God made a douche bag. Too freaking funny!

And God said...I need a lender...so God made a banker.

I really like this one. Actually listen to the words that are being said because there is some wisdom to be found there, I think. Overwhelming the world with beauty and wonder...you've got to love it.

So...go to the part where it says that the plants were not in the ground yet because there was not a man to till the ground. So, are they saying that from the very beginning God had planned this amazing wonderful place that he made to be tilled by the man? Doesn't sound very much like some heavenly garden is you are having to do all the freaking work. And why does the Lord God put the tree that man is not supposed to eat of in the garden there WITH the man? Is that some kind of fucked up joke, or what?

Don't you love the argument that this guy tries to use as validation for his belief in the invisible? Just like a building has a designer so does the universe have a designer? Where is your logic in this, buddy? You are going to try to convince people to believe in what you believe by convincing them that this supposedly creative God that made things so precise as chromosomes and DNA and all of these wonderful things will not reveal Himself? If God is eternal and does not have a beginning and an ending then people should be able to see Him with no problem whatsoever. Oh, and just because an Atheist cannot answer where everything came from that does not offer validation for your fairy tale God.

This is quite interesting. I saw this and thought that eventually I will do a blog on how this nation, the United States of America, was not founded by Christians but by Deists. Really interesting stuff to comprehend and digest and once you get into it and see the truth of it you will see why so many climg so fiercely to the false claim that the USA was founded on Christianity.

Listen to the words that this man says and actually consider what he has to say. Try very hard not to let any belief of some big magical God get in the way.