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Friday, May 10, 2013

Three Cheers for the Myth of Creation

Poof! There it is! Poof! There it is!

     Ah, the book of Genesis and the absurdly ridiculous story of Creation. Better than a story of a genie coming out of a lamp and poofing everything into existence, right? To put ourselves into the proper mood for delving into the absurdities of some big bad God putting together the universe, the earth...and pretty much everything else...let us begin with some laughs, why don't we?

This is too fun to not put in this blog. In fact, there are more than just a few versions of this and I have included several of them in this blog.

I love it! God said I need someone not willing to get up before dawn, someone who can mold pop culture, work five hours by Tuesday noon and only another five by Friday...so God made a douche bag. Too freaking funny!

And God said...I need a lender...so God made a banker.

I really like this one. Actually listen to the words that are being said because there is some wisdom to be found there, I think. Overwhelming the world with beauty and wonder...you've got to love it.

So...go to the part where it says that the plants were not in the ground yet because there was not a man to till the ground. So, are they saying that from the very beginning God had planned this amazing wonderful place that he made to be tilled by the man? Doesn't sound very much like some heavenly garden is you are having to do all the freaking work. And why does the Lord God put the tree that man is not supposed to eat of in the garden there WITH the man? Is that some kind of fucked up joke, or what?

Don't you love the argument that this guy tries to use as validation for his belief in the invisible? Just like a building has a designer so does the universe have a designer? Where is your logic in this, buddy? You are going to try to convince people to believe in what you believe by convincing them that this supposedly creative God that made things so precise as chromosomes and DNA and all of these wonderful things will not reveal Himself? If God is eternal and does not have a beginning and an ending then people should be able to see Him with no problem whatsoever. Oh, and just because an Atheist cannot answer where everything came from that does not offer validation for your fairy tale God.

This is quite interesting. I saw this and thought that eventually I will do a blog on how this nation, the United States of America, was not founded by Christians but by Deists. Really interesting stuff to comprehend and digest and once you get into it and see the truth of it you will see why so many climg so fiercely to the false claim that the USA was founded on Christianity.

Listen to the words that this man says and actually consider what he has to say. Try very hard not to let any belief of some big magical God get in the way.


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Three Cheers for Noah's Ark

Glug, Glug, Glug: All the Animals of the World on a Boat

     In the Bible in the book of Genesis chapters 6, 7, and 8 the story of Noah and the ark is presented by what is supposed to be the words of God...literally. Now, you must ask how this God/Creator Who is so precise that he creates gravity and thermo-dynamics...well, how in the world can a being who creates things in such a precise manner suddenly become very non-precise in how He does things in the story of Noah's ark? How does this amazingly precise God suddenly forget the size and number of all the animals that He supposedly created as He tries to get this 600 year-old coot, Noah, to gather all of the animals on a puny ark?

So, I like the question presented here in this little cartoon. How does a perfect God create something that is imperfect, and not only that, how does He not seem to know how shit will turn out? You would think that a perfect God would never experience such a thing as regret...such as when he regrets making man.

This cartoon does an excellent job of asking pointed questions about the retarded stroy of Noah's ark. Where did the food for the animals go? Where did the water for the animals go? How did the animals breathe at the high elevation of the ark, considering that the water covered the highest peak (Mount Everest)? How did the animals all get along? What did they do with all the animal poop? How do the animals in the water survive the mixing of salt and fresh water and the change in pressure anr temperature of the water? What do the animals eat after the flood? How do two animals populate the world with their species?

So, God decides He is pissed off with men because they are greedy and evil. God is seriously pissed, and instead of teaching the men how to behave He decided it would be better to drown the lot of men on the earth. This is the story that people repeatedly read and teach their children as truth. Nice. Now the way that people who believe this crap word it you would think it is all possible.

This is simply an outstanding clip put together by Thinking Atheists. They do have some very good points which is pretty much the biggest problem many Christians have with Atheists...the Atheists make sense.









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