Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Who is the Anti-Christ?


So...raise your hand if you are sick and tired of hearing religious nut-jobs going on and on about this fellow known the world over as...are you ready for this?...the Anti-Christ. Lord Almighty, I am tired of listening to this bullshit and the best way I have found to deal with this crap is to laugh at the sheer stupidity of what some people claim.

 Now, it seems to me that people cannot make up their goddamn minds as to who this anti-Christ fellow may or may not be, right? When I was a kid Jimmy Carter was the anti-Christ. Then it was Reagan, then Gorbachev, then Tony Blair, then George H. W. Bush, then Clinton, then George W., now Obama. I have little doubt that had Gore become the president he also would have been labeled as the anti-Christ at some point. About the only one left out of the anti-Christ grab bag was Dan Quayle; the poor guy was simply too much of a ditz to be a candidate for anti-Christ.

 Every now and then you even get a couple of non-famous, non-political, every day/average citizen types that claim to be the anti-Christ. These people likely have NOT read their Bible and the part about the anti-Christ being known the world over and possessing great power to get anything he wants done; the very fact of their unknown citizen status with ZERO power to do anything even so little as to improve their loser status in life is a clear indicator they are losers full of nothing more than hot air and loads of shit.

 This link here is to a radio show recording where some nitwit calls into a program (a program likely run by nitwits) and claims to be the anti-Christ. I suppose that after a couple of glasses (or bottles) of wine it might actually prove to be somewhat fun to call a radio show like this and claim to be the anti-Christ. Hell, you could probably claim to be Jesus himself and still have a good time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuwHtTOc_Yw

 Nostradamus couldn't predict a death in the terminal illness wing for patients in a goddamn hospital. BUT...people continue to think and believe that this ancient fellow predicted really important and meaningful events. There is so much to discuss when it comes to this guy that I will end up doing a blog post just special for him. For now, take a peek at this stupidity where mister I-Can-See-the-Future is said to have predicted the anti-Christ will be Islamic. Again, I must laugh heartily at the level of retardation of the idiots making this absurd claim.

 Here we have yet another deluded and faithful lamb of the Shepherd of the Good Flock trying to denounce all other claims as to who the anti-Christ may be; of course, at the very same time this guy is trying to advance his own opinion as to who it might be. Then, in what I am sure this fellow thought was a stroke of genius he tries to give strength to his claims by saying the answer is so simple. Bitch, if that shit really were that simple people wouldn't be fighting over who is right!

 For you irrevocably stupid idiots out there in la-la land who insist on claiming Obama is the anti-Christ, there are some things you really ought to check up on before you open your big trap and fall right in. Look at the damn verses in the Bible that reference the anti-Christ.

 Daniel 11:37a says, "Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers." Now I will type this out very slowly so that people who think Obama is the anti-Christ will understand, alright? Obama's father was Muslim, yes. For those who are insistent that Obama is a Muslim and the anti-Christ this verse is a problem. A BIG problem. Obama cannot be the anti-Christ and Muslim at the same time, you assholes. The verse says the anti-Christ WILL NOT regard the God of his fathers. You do see where I am going with this, right?

Secret Anti-Christ doomsday prophecies? Well...uh...if you know about the prophecies I would say they are not as secret as you would like to have others believe. And you know what? Adherents of Christianity have always used the anti-Christ-on-your-doorstep crap since the time of the disciples of Jesus. THAT is in the Bible. And you know what else? The only secret or mystery to be considered is why people continue to receive such rubbish as truth and words to live by.

 Like a highly virulent pathogen does, so do the delusions of religion spread.

 Is Putin the anti-Christ? If that were the case Russia would sure be in better condition than it is now. Besides, didn't you muthas just say Obama is the anti-Christ?

 Welcome to the what? Believer's center for prophecy, or some crap?

 I wonder if this douchebag is/was a member of the psychopathic religious group that claimed that when Princess Diana birthed her son William, that she had given birth to the anti-Christ?

 Kate Middleton was never pregnant with the new royal baby? Well, allow me to retort. The Mother Mary was never pregnant with the spawn of God, a son whom history has failed repeatedly and unequivocally to prove to have ever existed. And this newborn is supposed to be the anti-Christ? Jesus Christ, the people who make this shit up have watched "The Omen" far too many times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX_9sOEenFs

     13 And behold, a dead horse, and the men standing astride of it were beating it in order to get it to comply with their wishes, but it would not respond for it was dead. Crowns with the word ‘Dunce’ were given unto the men who beat the horse,

     14 For they were trying to sell the dead horse in an effort to pass it off as something valuable. Unto the people who passed them by they said, Come, buy this horse and it shall till your gardens and take you anywhere you wish to go.
            
     15 And when some people passing by asked why the men were trying to sell a dead horse the men said, It is not dead, only resting. For the men who buy this horse and manage to wake it, it shall be an asset unto them.
            
     16 It came to be that some of those passing by the men with the dead horse paid them no mind at all while others simply wanted to stare at the carcass and yet others wanted to buy it.
            
     17 And behold, I saw a green horse, and the man who sat on him wore golden armor and held a great sack of money. The horse had a bridle and a saddle made of pure silver. And this man had the ability to speak sweet words to people in order that they give him their money,
            
     18 For he promised them that if they gave him money he would lead them to the eternal way and to a special seat in heaven next to Jesus.
            
     19 Then I turned, and behold, I saw a blue horse, and the man who sat on him was crying and his expression was one of great sorrow. And to this man was given the burden of a heavy heart,
            
     20 For he allowed the destructive promises of his supposed faith to divide him from his family and from his friends and from society.
            
     21 And I looked again, and behold, I saw a yellow horse, and the man who sat on him was trembling with great fear. And this man was consumed by the non-sensical rumors of what might happen to him when he would die,
            
     22 For this man chose his faith according to the terrible tribulations that that particular faith promised to save him from if he would only believe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjSfM97aGn8

 Ahh, stupid people drowning in the fantasy of their lethal delusions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAYC2YaxRFI

 Uh-huh. Full-on religous psychosis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4J3dwxFmuE

 This makes about as much sense as putting your pants on before you put on your underwear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo92dvSlNRM

 Oh shit!! This is wonderfully hilarious!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMdcCrkd-VE

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