Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Who is the Anti-Christ?


So...raise your hand if you are sick and tired of hearing religious nut-jobs going on and on about this fellow known the world over as...are you ready for this?...the Anti-Christ. Lord Almighty, I am tired of listening to this bullshit and the best way I have found to deal with this crap is to laugh at the sheer stupidity of what some people claim.

 Now, it seems to me that people cannot make up their goddamn minds as to who this anti-Christ fellow may or may not be, right? When I was a kid Jimmy Carter was the anti-Christ. Then it was Reagan, then Gorbachev, then Tony Blair, then George H. W. Bush, then Clinton, then George W., now Obama. I have little doubt that had Gore become the president he also would have been labeled as the anti-Christ at some point. About the only one left out of the anti-Christ grab bag was Dan Quayle; the poor guy was simply too much of a ditz to be a candidate for anti-Christ.

 Every now and then you even get a couple of non-famous, non-political, every day/average citizen types that claim to be the anti-Christ. These people likely have NOT read their Bible and the part about the anti-Christ being known the world over and possessing great power to get anything he wants done; the very fact of their unknown citizen status with ZERO power to do anything even so little as to improve their loser status in life is a clear indicator they are losers full of nothing more than hot air and loads of shit.

 This link here is to a radio show recording where some nitwit calls into a program (a program likely run by nitwits) and claims to be the anti-Christ. I suppose that after a couple of glasses (or bottles) of wine it might actually prove to be somewhat fun to call a radio show like this and claim to be the anti-Christ. Hell, you could probably claim to be Jesus himself and still have a good time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuwHtTOc_Yw

 Nostradamus couldn't predict a death in the terminal illness wing for patients in a goddamn hospital. BUT...people continue to think and believe that this ancient fellow predicted really important and meaningful events. There is so much to discuss when it comes to this guy that I will end up doing a blog post just special for him. For now, take a peek at this stupidity where mister I-Can-See-the-Future is said to have predicted the anti-Christ will be Islamic. Again, I must laugh heartily at the level of retardation of the idiots making this absurd claim.

 Here we have yet another deluded and faithful lamb of the Shepherd of the Good Flock trying to denounce all other claims as to who the anti-Christ may be; of course, at the very same time this guy is trying to advance his own opinion as to who it might be. Then, in what I am sure this fellow thought was a stroke of genius he tries to give strength to his claims by saying the answer is so simple. Bitch, if that shit really were that simple people wouldn't be fighting over who is right!

 For you irrevocably stupid idiots out there in la-la land who insist on claiming Obama is the anti-Christ, there are some things you really ought to check up on before you open your big trap and fall right in. Look at the damn verses in the Bible that reference the anti-Christ.

 Daniel 11:37a says, "Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers." Now I will type this out very slowly so that people who think Obama is the anti-Christ will understand, alright? Obama's father was Muslim, yes. For those who are insistent that Obama is a Muslim and the anti-Christ this verse is a problem. A BIG problem. Obama cannot be the anti-Christ and Muslim at the same time, you assholes. The verse says the anti-Christ WILL NOT regard the God of his fathers. You do see where I am going with this, right?

Secret Anti-Christ doomsday prophecies? Well...uh...if you know about the prophecies I would say they are not as secret as you would like to have others believe. And you know what? Adherents of Christianity have always used the anti-Christ-on-your-doorstep crap since the time of the disciples of Jesus. THAT is in the Bible. And you know what else? The only secret or mystery to be considered is why people continue to receive such rubbish as truth and words to live by.

 Like a highly virulent pathogen does, so do the delusions of religion spread.

 Is Putin the anti-Christ? If that were the case Russia would sure be in better condition than it is now. Besides, didn't you muthas just say Obama is the anti-Christ?

 Welcome to the what? Believer's center for prophecy, or some crap?

 I wonder if this douchebag is/was a member of the psychopathic religious group that claimed that when Princess Diana birthed her son William, that she had given birth to the anti-Christ?

 Kate Middleton was never pregnant with the new royal baby? Well, allow me to retort. The Mother Mary was never pregnant with the spawn of God, a son whom history has failed repeatedly and unequivocally to prove to have ever existed. And this newborn is supposed to be the anti-Christ? Jesus Christ, the people who make this shit up have watched "The Omen" far too many times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX_9sOEenFs

     13 And behold, a dead horse, and the men standing astride of it were beating it in order to get it to comply with their wishes, but it would not respond for it was dead. Crowns with the word ‘Dunce’ were given unto the men who beat the horse,

     14 For they were trying to sell the dead horse in an effort to pass it off as something valuable. Unto the people who passed them by they said, Come, buy this horse and it shall till your gardens and take you anywhere you wish to go.
            
     15 And when some people passing by asked why the men were trying to sell a dead horse the men said, It is not dead, only resting. For the men who buy this horse and manage to wake it, it shall be an asset unto them.
            
     16 It came to be that some of those passing by the men with the dead horse paid them no mind at all while others simply wanted to stare at the carcass and yet others wanted to buy it.
            
     17 And behold, I saw a green horse, and the man who sat on him wore golden armor and held a great sack of money. The horse had a bridle and a saddle made of pure silver. And this man had the ability to speak sweet words to people in order that they give him their money,
            
     18 For he promised them that if they gave him money he would lead them to the eternal way and to a special seat in heaven next to Jesus.
            
     19 Then I turned, and behold, I saw a blue horse, and the man who sat on him was crying and his expression was one of great sorrow. And to this man was given the burden of a heavy heart,
            
     20 For he allowed the destructive promises of his supposed faith to divide him from his family and from his friends and from society.
            
     21 And I looked again, and behold, I saw a yellow horse, and the man who sat on him was trembling with great fear. And this man was consumed by the non-sensical rumors of what might happen to him when he would die,
            
     22 For this man chose his faith according to the terrible tribulations that that particular faith promised to save him from if he would only believe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjSfM97aGn8

 Ahh, stupid people drowning in the fantasy of their lethal delusions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAYC2YaxRFI

 Uh-huh. Full-on religous psychosis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4J3dwxFmuE

 This makes about as much sense as putting your pants on before you put on your underwear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo92dvSlNRM

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Friday, June 21, 2013

Christian Jihad II

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So Long as God Tells Christians to Fight Enemies it is Not a Jihad

Luke 6:27 says, "But I say unto you which hear, love your enemies, do good to them which hate you."
     Well, this seems to start out okay. Love your enemies. Do good to them who hate you. Of course, after watching this video clip where John Hagee specifically prays for God to help the president lead the country into war, well...it seems like there has been a bit of mis-communication between the ideal of loving your enemy and bombing the shit out of them.
James 4:1 says, "Where do wars and fightings among you come from? Are they not from this, from your pleasures that war in your members?"
     John Hagee would have you believe that the commands of Allah in Islam for His followers to cause war are evil, terrible, murderous...BUT, the God of the Bible is CORRECT in His commands of war and TOTAL VICTORY is the only acceptable course for Christianity and God's followers. This assmunch claims to know the truth and will of God and because of that he has been set free. Stupid. Simply stupid. Hagee does not preach peace or anything even remotely similar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qufxt2VwLyI

 Hebrews 10:27 says, "But a certain fearful expectation of judgment and fervor of fire, which is to consume the adversaries."
     This is an interesting video. I think a lot of what this guy says is worth giving some thought over, but that is not to say that I necessarily agree with everything he says. Fighting and faith.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N5Ap-ZgxDU

Genesis 49:8 says, "Judah, your brothers will praise you; your hand will be on the neck of your enemies; your father's sons will bow down before you."
     Christians believe that everyone will eventually be bowing down to their God and Muslims believe that eventually everyone will be bowing down to their Allah. These groups are the same. They are both filled with hatred and an insatiable desire to kill anyone opposed to them. Oh, and do not forget that each side claims that victory has already been fortold for their side. Insanity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7abp0Kun8Ak

Exodus 23:22 says, "But if you will indeed listen to His voice and do all that I speak, then I will be an enemy to your enemies and an adversary to your adversaries."
     That's right. If you only listen to everything that God says to do you will be saved and will be victorious. And if God leads you into war He has a goddamn good reason for it, so stop asking if the people who do not believe the same as you do should be allowed to live. Be very aware that not everyone in society will approve of your violent actions. Do not let these unbelievers sway you in your resolve to kill and destroy and mistreat all those who refuse God. So long as the enemy you fight in war is an enemy of God you have full and complete vindication.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3ZvosMFhDU

Leviticus 26:7 says, "And you will chase your enemies, and they will fall by the sword before you."
     So long as God gives you permission to kill or maim or destroy or rob or hurt or lie or rape or hate or mistreat, you are good to go. If you act unlawfully in the name of God you are guilty of nothing save for following the word and command of God.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-LJ-G2NlUU

 Numbers 10:9 says, "And when you go to war in your land against the adversary who oppresses you, then you shall sound an alarm with the trumpets, so that you may be remembered before Jehovah your God and be saved from your enemies."
     Like ANY faith or reasoning or school of thought that finds justification to fight that which is frowned upon Christianity is NO DIFFERENT. Christianity points all kinds of fingers everywhere but at itself, failing to recognize it is a main offender in using faith as a weapon and validator for fighting all those who do not believe the same. Christians want to pick on Islam because of the violent attributes of Islam? I will agree that some within Islam are very violent, but so are many Christians and Christianity cannot deny this. Many people who supposedly believe in the love of Jesus and His salvation dig deep within their Bible to find ANYTHING that will serve as a divine permission slip to fight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyOe7MwOEZ8

Numbers 25:16-17 says, "The Jehovah spoke to Moses, saying, Harass the Midianites and strike them."
     What do you know? God DOES instruct people to fight...on purpose. Oh, that is right. I forgot that when God says to fight and when He kills people it is perfectly okay. He IS God after all. So, if God tells you to fight you do not have to worry that you are doing anything wrong because your instructions are coming from God and you cannot be held at fault.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOn_KJx8bgw

30:7 says, "And Jehovah your God will put all these oaths upon your enemies and upon them who hate and who have persecuted you."
     So many Christians point to Muslim extremists and the Quran as evil and full of murder and hate. Allah is a false god because of His blood-thirsty commands to rid the planet of all the infidels. Really? I hate to break it to you (actually I am quite happy to do so) but the God of the Bible is no less violent than Allah, and even the God of the Bible commands His people and followers to murder and maim. And much like the followers of Allah claim to be carrying out His righteous commands and demands, so do the Christians claim the very same.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UURHH1QYkI

 32:43 says, "Shout joyously, you nations, with His people, because He will avenge the blood of His servants, and He will repay His adversaries with vengeance, and will cover the guilt of His land and of His people."
     Yet another delusional asshole trying to validate the evil things God commands His followers to do. There is no philosophical argument to be found here, although this man does try to portray such. There are two choices to this man's question of whether or not he would kill his child if God commanded him to do so: YES and NO. Not real difficult.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fnSeRx-FTE

 Joshua 7:13 says, "Rise up, sanctify the people, and say, Sanctify yourselves for tomorrow; for thus says Jehovah the God of Israel, there is something devoted to destruction among you, O Israel; you will not be able to stand before your enemies until you remove that which was devoted to destruction from among you."
     Yep, there are far too many crazies out there who are all too ready and willing to harm and encourage harm in an effort to supposedly take 'back' what is God's. So much for peace and love. The idiot in this video is yet another sad example of what happens when violent delusionals grab what is supposed to be a gospel of 'good news' and turn it into something deadly. So sad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1xwdJdbHCA

 10:19 says, "But you, do not stay here; pursue after your enemies, and attack them from behind. Do not allow them to go to their cities, for Jehovah your God has given them into your hand."
     I like what this man has to say about how Christians validate the murderous commands of God.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn2QboE0Hmg

 22:8 says, "He spoke to them saying, Return with many riches to your tents and with your very many cattle, with silver and with gold and with bronze and with iron and with very much clothing; divide the spoil of your enemies with your brothers."
     See, because of the fall of man in the garden of Eden all of Adam's descendants are born into sin. Every thing man does is immoral. God often gives man commands that if man should do these commands of his own volition they would be immoral, but since God is the one ordering the murder and robbery and sacrifices these otherwise immoral actions are not immoral.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-GsRP48Ixg

 37:20 says, "But the wicked will perish, and the enemies of Jehovah will be like the glory of the pastures: They are consumed; in smoke they are consumed."
     Here in this video we have a representative of Christianity making excuses for God as to the genocidal commands He gives His people in the Old Testament. See, what you really need to do is consider the context in which the words were written. You think that God meant this, but He really meant that. Unless, of course, you plan on killing adversaries of God and Christianity in present times. If that is the case you are more than welcome to twist the verses until you come up with something that will validate your murderous deeds.
     This man will have you believe that God's great and fantabulous plan for His people and all of humanity was to make slaves of the Israelites for four hundred years in Egypt, during which time God was allowing the Canaanite tribes and clans to become very very evil and wicked in their ways, and then when the Canaanites became wicked enough God used the Israelites to punish them for their terrible deeds. And that is why God is holy in His commands for war and killing people and taking things that do not belong to the taker.
     Also consider the completely ludicrous statement that God gave no command to kill everyone. God's people only killed those Canaanites who chose to stay behind and fight the intruding Israelites instead of fleeing their own country when they saw the approaching army. If the Canaanites had simply fled THEIR OWN LAND when they saw the approaching Israelite army they would have lived. This is a bullshit claim.
     Deuteronomy 20:17 says, "You must completely destroy the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites, just as the LORD your God has commanded you."
     Hummm. That does not sound like God simply intended to scare the Canaanites into dropping everything and fleeing their land. The fact that the words "completely destroy" were used make me think that God absolutely intended a genocidal act. To completely destroy something or someone means a whole lot more than simply running someone out of their own land.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FGv9aOCcyU

Nahum 1:2 says, "Jehovah is a jealous God and One who avenges; Jehovah avenges and is full of wrath; Jehovah takes vengeance on His adversaries, and reserves wrath for His enemies."
     Thank goodness there are people out there who come to their religious senses. What is wrong for man should absolutely be wrong for God. God commands people to do horrible shit, and not only can God order such things because He is God and has a right to do bad things, but the people who are carrying out His commands are also absolved of wrongdoing.
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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Christianity's Own Jihad

Why Do People Insist On Listening To This Bullshit?

Well. Well well well. It appears that End Times sensationalism is nothing new. So much for the verses in the Bible that expressly proscribe making predictions of the Secoming Coming and predictions of when Jesus  and His army of angels help God to destroy the enemy's own humongous army.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDT3krve9iE

 Ahhh, here we have religious thug and Christian...John Hagee. This man's hypocrisy runs deeper than the river Styxx. What is particularly scary is all the people in the background clapping and cheering as this slug encourages the murder of those whose religious beliefs are contrary to their own. Christianity has worked up its members into such a frenzy that they are frothing at the spiritual mouth, chomping the bit, anxious to declare war and condem to hell all those who would dare to think, believe, live, and love differently.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDh1Vr7qajA

 Hhahaa!!! Good stuff!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R_SA79TSKc

 Don't you just love Christian hypocrisy? Jesus LOVES you; now believe in and pray to Jesus or my God will kill you. Stupid. By the way, asshole, you cannot sin if there is no such thing as sin. And NO...I will not "fall to my knees" and declare my allegiance and love for your murderous God and His psychopathic satchel of instructions and demands. 

 Bullshit like this serves only to rile up people in society who are truly frightened by such stupid claims, people who really do not know any better because they have been almost irreparably damaged by notions of infinite divine punishment if they do not listen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNUELJ4N_aw

 Of course the religious right is attacking the President. You know why? Because we finally have a president who has the balls to stand up and defend and ensure liberty and freedom and justice for all citizens of this country, not just the uber-conservatives who choose to believe in the Bible and its ludicrous ravings. This is of extreme concern to those who hold that the only folks who deserve full rights and privileges are people who follow the Bible and its hateful, temper-tantrum throwing God.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6FXS4nitWI

 Great. Another fuck-nut pulling a Nostradamus. Christ. Oh, Lordy! I dreamed a dream and it came true! Never mind that these ding dongs always claim that their dreams came true well after the fact, and often times treat the passage of time like silly-putty in an effort to give their claims of prognostication any semblance of truth. Hah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwygGhpm7Es

 And this man here is a fine example of why the government views fundamentalist groups and religious extremists (even those in Christianity) as a danger to the security of the nation. These people want war. These people interpret everything as a signal for war. These people make attempt after attempt after attempt to incite their fellow believers to move toward war WHETHER OR NOT THOSE FALLING FOR SUCH BULLSHIT REALIZE IT.

 But the crazy part is that Christianity NEEDS war. It NEEDS war in order to even make a half-ass claim that the Bible and its hideous God are true. Christians truly believe (at least some of them believe) that epic global war is THE way, the answer to proving the existence of their consistently truant, persistently sadistic, megalomaniac,  ever-absent Savior. This is so sad. So so sad.  You would think that the great and grand God of the Bible would use the most powerful energy in His spiritual arsenal: love.

 Imagine the amount of progress everyone could make in so many different ways if, instead of preaching doom and gloom, these folks made great efforts to spread hope and love and peace and compassion and consideration and joy. You know...all the beautiful expressions and emotions that are supposed to be in the Bible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yygJMzP6NHM

 The people of the world need to understand that they are caught in a spiritual war between God and Satan, a spiritual war that offers the victor the ultimate in door prizes? This war is happening now, even as I type this message? You DO realize you sound just like the assholes who truly believe that Allah wants them to kill infidels in the name of the one true God, Who actually turns out to be Allah. Retarded. 

 You are insane. Do you really expect the spiritually sane people to believe that line of bullshit? Do you even listen to what you are saying? The story of the freaking Hobbit is more believable than what you say here. And just like a huge number of Christians out there you eagerly reveal your urgent spiritual messages right along side a good slathering of fear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PexVvPQN454

 Lady, you know what the problem is? The problem is you and people like you are so imprisoned by  irrational beliefs and absurd assertions of supposed faith that you cannot see reality. You will continue to be totally blind to reality so long as you cling to irrational fear and fairy tale stories of a talking snake declaring war on an all-powerful God. 

 It is interesting how many within Christianity blame every problem conceivable on this pretend war that is supposedly Satan's ginormous plot to take away the rights of Christians and then eventually behead them for refusing some goddamn Mark of the Beast or what not.

 And why in the hell do you insist on prattling on and on of how the devil is doing this or that against God? Why should you worry or care about what the devil says or threatens? Is not your God all-powerful? Is not your God everywhere, all the time, forever and ever unto infinity? If you have this power within you from God due to your faith you have zero reason to fear.

 The really scary part is the fact that many of you Christians work yourselves up into such a frenzy that you cannot see the damage you are doing to yourselves, your community, your family, and any nation that you are in. Your belief does not thrive on love, but rather is sustained by fear.

 By the way, Ma'm, you really need to bring down the level of your deluded excitement just a few notches. You are wound up wayyyy too tight and you are going to give yourself a heart attack if you do not calm the fuck down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzBqmzA6g7U

The gentlemen here are deliberating how many more people have to die before the right-wing terror Bible thumpers figure out that not only do Islam and multicultural social circles simply not mix very well, neither does Christianity for that matter. Islamic fanaticism and Christian fanaticism are blood brothers even though the ideologies of either one assert that it is more powerful and thus more deserving than the other. Madness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coyeradDvv8


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Friday, June 14, 2013

The Universe was NOT Created Solely for Man

Dear Christians, You are NOT the Center and Reason and Purpose for the Universe

Acts 7:50 says, "Did not my hands make both heaven and earth?"
    Now we all know that adherents of Bible based faiths are members of the group of people who firmly believe that the universe were live in was in fact created by the God of the Bible. For some reason or other those who hold this claim to be true often use verses such as this  one here to 'prove' that God made the universe.
     In this video you are treated to a jumble of absurd connections between the invisible spirit world and the human being and how the universe was formed around human beings and for their benefit. I wonder how comets and meteors conform to the human being? How about black holes and quarks and quasars? Remember, it is an all or nothing issue at stake here. Christians cannot have it both ways. God either made the entire universe and everything in it for man and around man and to man, or He did not such thing at all.

Acts 17:24 says, "The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by human hands."
     Any faithful Christian knows that these words here prove that God made the universe and everything in it, right? However, how Christians come to the conclusion that this verse offers proof is completely devoid of anything even remotely reminiscent of logic and sense. The God mentioned here in this verse wants to be so much better than all the other gods and so He picks something that all the other gods and goddesses do or don't do, or have and don't have. What did He pick? Well, since all the other gods have special temples built in their name the God in this verse is so much better and so much more powerful and so much more loving and caring that He doesn't even NEED temples. That's right. 
     Just to make sure we are in fact understanding what we need to understand here let us go over the definition of the word 'temple'. A temple is a structure reserved for religious or spiritual activities. Temples are supposed to be the houses of the gods, the places where people go to offer prayers and (in times of old) sacrifices and even carry out symbolic rituals.
     So, for all of the Christians out there who are adamant in their assertion that temples are something derived of paganism and therefore evil I want you to give a VALID explanation as to what makes your churches any different than a temple. Give a straightforward (I know, that is asking for a lot) and simple answer as to how the places where you go to pray to the God of the Bible and to hold communions and breaking of the bread are ANY different in ANY sense that allows them the entire cookie of credibility as far as religion goes while all other faiths are false?
     Now, before I go into why the notion that God made the entire universe literally for man I want to address this stupid temple issue. And yes, right off the bat many Christians will say that the human being is the temple of God. Whatever. And 7-11 is the temple of caffeine and empty calories. So stupid. So many preachers go on and on about the idolatry of other religions right from the pulpits of their very own temples. You people need to come to the realization that your churches are no different from the temples where ancient peoples worshiped Zeus and Poseidon and any other god. You do all the same things those people did except the name of your God is different.
     Anyways, back to the retarded notion that God made the entire universe specifically for man. In this video here the makers are trying to convince you that the Hubble Telescope has provided proof as to the universe being created by God. What I see are some stunningly beautiful pictures of the universe around us. Now, I do not know how the stars got there. Nope. I study things to try to help me to consider what the possibilities are as far as how the stars came to be, but never will I include the stupid idea that some divine being poofed all of the stars into existence. And Christians harass those who follow the Big Bang Theory? At least with the Big Bang there is some kind of process involved, and yes scientists DO know they cannot fully explain everything. With Creation there is zero process involved since God magically makes it all happen in the twinkling of an eye. Stupid.
     And just for good measure this is a rebuttal video:

Ephesians 1:23 says, "The completeness of Him who everywhere fills the universe with Himself."
     So, God created all of the beauty in the universe for man. If that is the case why hasn't man been able to see a majority of the universe for a majority of the existence of man? If the beauty of the nebulae and galaxies was intended for man to enjoy then why did it take until the late 19th century for this to happen? Other than that there might be a few references in the tenth century, I think, and nothing else as far as viewing the galaxies. Nice. God wants man to enjoy the stars SO much that for a majority of the existence of man the beauty of the universe has not been viewed. And what about the astronomers in our human history that were persecuted for the theories they developed when viewing the stars in their telescopes? If God wanted man to enjoy the beauty of the universe then why did this God allow for the persecution of men such as Galileo? Talk yourself out of that shit.

Colossians 1:16 says, "For in Him was created the universe of things of heaven and on earth, things seen and things unseen, thrones, dominions, princedoms, powers--all were created and exist through and for Him."
     Well, so much for God creating the universe for man. This verse clearly says otherwise. Anyways, Stephen Hawkins has some interesting things to say when it comes to the universe.

     This is hilarious. Of COURSE you know that sooner or later there would be someone who would try to use the Big Bang Theory to try to prove God created the universe. What is that old saying, "If you can't beat them, join them."

     Nothing about the Creation makes sense. It never did. Creation is a cop-out choice for people who are too lazy to actually think about and search for the real origin of things. By automatically agreeing that God did everything simply by mentioning it into existence they have solved their own problem of how everything came to be. Then, with that claim that they know for sure how everything came to be they stand up and holler to the world that they are right while everyone else is wrong.


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The End of Everything: Part II

The End-Times Hub-bub is Crap


If you know that the 'End Times' bullshit so consistently launched by many groups and individuals is in fact bullshit...you are not alone! There are many others just like you who fully understand the ludicrous nature of the claims of the religiously misled.

This man is absolutely correct. There ARE many religious folk out there who claim to have evidence to all of these prophecies that have supposedly come true or are coming true or that will in the future come true. These same seers of the supposed truth of biblical prophecy often taunt non-believers to prove them incorrect, but like this man says how do you offer proof that a thing does not exist? The fact that believers have zero evidence...IS the evidence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXmxybIiX2k

 Yep. The folks who sat around tables in serious discussion of the end of earth as everyone knows it apparently failed to research or recognize or acknolwedge that SO many people were SO sure that the world was going to end that they went right on ahead with shceduling their lives as usual. Hummm.

Hah! This is wonderfully entertaining!

OUTstanding!! Outstanding!!

This is awesome! Listen to what he has to say about your hero and mine, the Divine Harold Camping.

I encourage the people who are so persistently blinded by the absurd ideas of the rapture and the Second Coming to go and do some research about how many times since after Jesus that people have made these retarded claims. You know, even the disciples and apostles of the freaking Bible itself thought it was the end times then, HAH!


HHaaahaa!!! This is awesome! The cartoons make it look all the freaking funnier! This video makes a good point about how well God treats and takes care of His people. Very strange ways that God shows His love and caring and compassion.

Exactly! God loves everyone so much and wants everyone well and healthy and to have everything that they need...God really REALLY wants this so much that He counsels the leaders of countries how to wage war on others and even instructs people to divide political/social issues (such as healthcare) that have absolutely DICK to do with religion. GREAT God y'all got there. It is interesting how the religious right kicks and screams when it does not get its little religious way (usually in the form of a war). Listen to these political assholes. How do they make it as far in politics as they do? Keep God and faith as far away as possible from our government. FAR AWAY.

This is absurdly psychopathic. Ahhh...the religious sickness strikes many who would otherwise be fairly functional human beings. But hey, if the Lion of Judah roars for you...well I guess you should roar right back.

Religion makes the world a better place about as much as chocolate and sticky candies are good for your teeth. These ding dongs call Harry Potter evil but then go and read the ridiculousness of Revelation? Hah!

Haahaahahaaa!!! This is wonderful! This guy always has hilariously entertaining videos. You gotta watch the ones he has that show God creating everything or creating the flood of Noah. GREAT!

There is no shortage of people who have killed their children under the supposed instruction of God...or in some cases under instruction of Satan. 

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The End of Everything: Part I

People Really Want This?

Tell me...please...because I really want to know...why do some people in the religious world want these terrible things to happen? Because they think they will be saved? Because they think it makes them right? Because they think it will be the end of all they consider to be evil according to whatever their religion is? Because they think that somehow it will validate all of the deepest fears of mankind from times past to times present and future? What? Why do people want this terrible shit to happen?

There are so many religions, or rather, versions of Christianity or some kind of faith that is based in part or whole on the Holy Bible. Any you know what? ALL of these faiths are veying for the aggressive attentions of a God who seems absolutely hell bent on destroyinig somebody and something so long as it is in spectacular...and painful...fashion. Then they try to make it look glorious and awesome and awe inspiring by adding ridiculous pictures of what I am assuming is supposed to be angels. They look like something from an alien movie. I am far more likely to believe in the existence of aliens than some God and His supposed army of angels that await to suck all the good people to heaven and send all the bad ones to hell. Whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2afPuDC4DBg

 It really does not matter how many beautiful cultures and colorful people of history predict anything specific thing as such things do not automatically lend some great truth to one goddamn predicted thing. Truth is based on fact(s). You can find facts by scientific methods and even this really great thing called...common damn sense. Unfortunately, the commonality of this sense is just not as common as many would have it be or even hope it to be. Consistency in the old myths and mythological predictions and assumptions of cultures of old have something in common that many of the religious of the universe somehow always forget: they did not understand the world around them and so made up stories to explain that which they did not understand.

This does not mean we should disrespect their mythology, no. We should appreciate such for the creative and cultural and traditional beauty that they offer, as well as utilize them as tools to preserving the records of past cultures and beliefs. But we should never confuse an appreciation for these beautiful cultures and myths and histories of beliefs as foundations of truth. There may be  foundations of philosophies in these beliefs, but understand that just because something may be categorized as a 'philosophy' that does not make it truth. And just because something may be related to some great and grand end of all time event that mirrors some biblical absurdity it does not make any of it truth in part or whole.

Don't you just love the end of the world videos that start with the sound of an air raid siren? REAL original. But, we have bigger things to discuss here, right? The video starts with this thing about wild fires that forced thousands to flee from their homes. Yes. This has happened many MANY times throughout history and with great frequency and ferocity. You want to know why?

Well, not only do we have this amazing thing (what some would marvel at and identify as a planetary phenomenon) called 'weather' that often has a great affect on such things as fires, but there are also these creatures called 'human beings' that often use things such as fire or combustibles or engage in activity that could or does cause fires (especially when people did not know something they were doing would cause a massive conflagration), or creates a danger of such. Sometimes there are even fires so great that it boggles the mind. Let us consider a few of these, shall we?

Firstly, you must understand the differences in great forest fires and great fires that destroyed cities AND you must understand and take into great consideration that fire or the threat of fire has always been a problem for mankind. Big differences here, okay? You DO understand that a city that is burned down (or very nearly does burn down) will have recorded far more people fleeing for their lives or being killed as opposed to fires in the wilderness areas of any nation in the past or the present. For those who enjoy utilizing scary wildfire facts to suit their biblical needs it is not fair or ethical to try to utilize the sheer acreage of great fires to insinuate that far more people were killed or displaced than really were. I am not saying that all those (religious or otherwise) who state fires in the stat category from the perspective of the sheer size of the fire are lying or purposely stretching the truth; actually, that would still be lying, right? It does happen, but I do not think it is something commonplace.

Now, while there have been historical accounts of great big fires that destroyed cities let us first go to Rome, where in July of 64 AD a massive fire, according to Tacitus, is said to have burned for six days destroying a good portion of the city. Of course, like many things in recorded history there are differences of opinions as to exactly how much of Rome actually burned. Many historians of the time either mention it in passing while others do not mention it at all. Interesting.

In the Great Chicago Fire of 1871, more than 100,000 people were left homeless: http://history1800s.about.com/od/urbanconditions/a/chicagofire.htm

In September of 1666 in London, England, a fire raged through the city and left an estimated 70,000 to 80,000 inhabitants homeless: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Fire_of_London

In 1906 after an approximated 7.9 magnitude earthquake struck San Francisco, California, the ensuing fire made approximately 200,000 people homeless: http://www.archives.gov/legislative/features/sf/

How about heat waves? This video makes it sound like great heat waves in history are rare. This is not true. In October of 1924, Marble Bar, Australia set the record for most consecutive days with temperatures of at least 100 degrees Fahrenheit, 1988 and 1980 were both terrible years for heat waves in the United States, in August 2003 one of the worst heat waves in 150 years smothered Europe...the list goes on. Heat waves are nothing new:  http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0886145.html

What about when it comes to mega storms that relentlessly pummel the cities below with snow, ice, rain, etc?

Are these really the creation of a really pissed off Creator? Doomsday theorists of present times are certainly not the only people to have thought that raging storms were punishment from God:

In 1703, a HUGE storm that is said to have pushed a ship nearly fifteen miles inland was so terrifying that some people concluded it was punishment from God for the sins of Great Britain. Many pilgrims thought that the Colonial Hurricane of 1635 was a sign of apocalypse. Who would fail to mention the mega 1900 hurricane that hit Galveston, Texas? But, despite these facts, verifiable facts, the religiously deluded would rather have you believe such weather anomalies are only relevant to whichever year is being passed-off and THE year of the end times and rapture. Ridiculous.

There really is not point in me listing any of ther other halfbaked claims these people make. Check it out for yourself.

Here we go AGAIN with the end-of-the-world video beginning with the stupid air raid siren sound. This time the video depicts earthquake and tsunami damage. While the damage is horrifying and the scope of the damage beyond the imaginations of many these situations are NOT unusual within human history. The 1575 Valdivia quake is said to have been 8.5, the 1737 Kamchatka quake 9.0, the 1755 Lisbon quake 8.5, and there are numerous records of quakes killing not just thousands or tens of thousands, but hundreds of thousands. Such was the case with the 1556 quake in China that killed an estimated 250,000 people MINIMUM. By the way, modern times are not the only times when mass numbers of animals died. The most obvious is the mass extinction of the dinosaurs. There are REASONS why these animals died in such great numbers and is has nothing to do with God or Jesus or the devil or Satan or some big judgment on mankind. 

What is wrong with people? What is WRONG with people? The unusual nature of an event or the fact that someone has never before seen anything like it DOES NOT confirm or even remotely validate such an event being an act of God. There are real reasons for these things happening and it IS NOT JESUS.

This video is simply FUBAR. Listen to the charming, beautiful music in the background as picture after picture depicts the destruction of the earth by improbable and implausible astronomical events.

We need not be ignorant of the coming 'tribulation' because the entire story is not worth so much as a farthing of the value of the ministries built upon such a stupid idea to begin with. Stop scaring yourselves with stupid stories that have been carefully fabricated from the holy cloth of a very deluded religious text.

There is always some religious group or nut or ideaology ready and willing to prophesy, share their prophecies, debunk the prophecies of others, and a whole load of other stupid things. Get a life, people. In fact, you DO have a life it is just unfortunate you spend it living in fear of death. Such a waste.

I am so sick of hearing about the end-of-all-time crapola in the Holy Bible's book of Revelation. Let's see what some of the ORIGINAL words of the book of Revelation were before the religiously deluded of the universe decided to twist them into something ridiculous:
     From the Book of Revelatin' in the Tenement Gospel, Chapter 4:13-22...
   
     "13 And behold, a dead horse, and the men standing astride of it were beating it in order to get it to comply with their wishes, but it would not respond for it was dead. Crowns with the word ‘Dunce’ were given unto the men who beat the horse,
            14 For they were trying to sell the dead horse in an effort to pass it off as something valuable. Unto the people who passed them by they said, Come, buy this horse and it shall till your gardens and take you anywhere you wish to go.
            15 And when some people passing by asked why the men were trying to sell a dead horse the men said, It is not dead, only resting. For the men who buy this horse and manage to wake it, it shall be an asset unto them.
            16 It came to be that some of those passing by the men with the dead horse paid them no mind at all while others simply wanted to stare at the carcass and yet others wanted to buy it.
            17 And behold, I saw a green horse, and the man who sat on him wore golden armor and held a great sack of money. The horse had a bridle and a saddle made of pure silver. And this man had the ability to speak sweet words to people in order that they give him their money,
            18 For he promised them that if they gave him money he would lead them to the eternal way and to a special seat in heaven next to Jesus.
            19 Then I turned, and behold, I saw a blue horse, and the man who sat on him was crying and his expression was one of great sorrow. And to this man was given the burden of a heavy heart,
            20 For he allowed the destructive promises of his supposed faith to divide him from his family and from his friends and from society.
            21 And I looked again, and behold, I saw a yellow horse, and the man who sat on him was trembling with great fear. And this man was consumed by the non-sense rumors of what might happen to him when he would die,
            22 For this man chose his faith according to the terrible tribulations that that particular faith promised to save him from if he would only believe."

Before the religious Chicken Littles of the universe jump to their feet and scream "Apocalypse!" when the next quake happens, please...I implore you...go to this website and learn a little something of value about the geology of this planet. STOP pretending earthquakes are so goddamn uncommon. Geeze.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWzLK0IDs0U&list=PLCA4A08BDEAD31ADA

So what is the point here? The point is Christianity is totally bogus.  How so? Not real hard to prove if you consider that many adherents claim to be messengers of the greatest message of love from the greatest God ever, but then turn around and consistently urge and pray for and expect and, yes, even hope for crap like this to happen. Big time hypocrisy.


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http://realbookofrevelation.blogspot.com/
http://cantstandreligion.blogspot.com/
http://justlivingbyfaith.blogspot.com/
https://sites.google.com/site/esterlighthorse/theopoly
https://sites.google.com/site/esterlighthorse/deluge-of-disparity-and-debauchery-in-christian-faiths
https://sites.google.com/site/esterlighthorse/atonement-blood
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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Debunking Dispensationalism

John Nelson Darby and the Rapture

Sooooo...this fellow has a dream about the rapture and is apparently so moved by the dream that he prays about it. The dream was profound since he has never had such a dream and it was so amazing and all that that he just HAD to share it since the dream is a sure sign of the truth of God and Jesus and the Rapture yada-yada, plucka-plucka. Okay. 

I had a dream not that long ago that I was visited by the little grey aliens who insisted on showing me how to 'jump' from universe to universe and dimension to dimension. In the dream I talked to several different versions of myself, my siblings and even my parents. I had never had a dream like that. Ever. 

But, just because I had never before dreamed about such a screwy thing that did not under any circumstance make me think there was some great and grand tidbit of revelation to be found in the imagery of the dream. What is it with people seemingly thinking if it is something they feel is unusual or extraordinary it MUST be some kind of sign from some divine being or other?

What the hell is this happy horseshit?

This guy needs to bring things down a notch or two. Wooo-sawwww! John Nelson Darby is in hell? Yikes. Tell us how you really feel, why don't ya? Shee-it. So much for believers sticking together.

I think that in order to make the Bible work for what Christians believe they really have no choice but to take some of it literally and some of it metaphorically. Hell, even then there are still glaring issues.

Hah!

Hummm...this video mentions a failed dispensationalist prediction of terrible war. You are not surprised, are you?

This man has some very interesting points to ponder in regards to the supposed Second Coming and the rapture of Christ's church.

Get a load of this.

This is great!

Outstanding! Out-freaking-standing!







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